I’d Buy This House

Taste doesn’t just apply to houses.
Sometimes, we burn it all down and start over.

This design girlie is in her REBUILD era — and she’s writing through it. If you’re here for homes, you’ll still get them. But right now, we’re renovating the soul first.

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Why You’re Here

This Is Not a Real Estate Newsletter.
It’s a RECLAMATION.

If you’ve ever screamed “THE FLOORS” at your phone… or cried on them. Welcome.
This is for the ones who know good lighting and gut feelings matter equally.
Who zoom in on the hardware and the heartbreak.
Who know that sometimes, tearing down a life is just another kind of renovation.

  • Homes that make you feel things

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  • Weekly design drops, rants, and recs

  • And yes. The personal stories and resets we know we need to learn from.

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  • Homes we’d actually buy

  • The exact links to shop the feeling

  • Commentary that might offend a stager

  • And lately… a little more heartache, reinvention, and real life

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Please note… some links may be affiliate, which means I might make a tiny commission if you buy, at no extra cost to you. Zero pressure. Full disclosure. I only link what I actually like. Algorithms be damned. Affiliate links, but filtered through taste.

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Meet Jen

Curated by Someone Who's Redesigning the Internet’s Relationship with Real Estate AND REBUILDING.

Hi. I’m Jennifer. I’ve bought, redesigned, and sold multi-million dollar homes like it’s a sport. And I’ve lived through a MAJOR reset. Now I send a weekly hit of design and real-life dopamine straight to your inbox. Because you deserve better than “great bones” and lazy staging. This is what taste and a side of healing looks like.

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